I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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