I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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