I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
this is an emotional support booty call
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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