Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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