wake up i wanna do it froggy style
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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