Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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