My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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