Can Purell be used as lube?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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