ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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