Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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