Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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