I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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