Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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