Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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