terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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