So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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