You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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