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(248): View more from Michigan

i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook

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(925): View more from California

You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.

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(516): View more from New York

There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.

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And that worked?

(919): View more from North Carolina

9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.

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(301): View more from Maryland

My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?

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(585): View more from New York

ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i've often wondered how it works

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