So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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