At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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