They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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