Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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