ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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