I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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