I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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