Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
