She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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