i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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