Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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