Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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