your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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