i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
