Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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