on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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