so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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