i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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