I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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