38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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