I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I have fence marks all over my body
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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