dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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