Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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