Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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