in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Terrible idea I love it
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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