So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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