Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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