haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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