is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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