"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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