I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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