Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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