covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
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Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?