we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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