i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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