omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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