On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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