Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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