she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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