yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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