TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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