I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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