Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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