she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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